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'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"I feel your pain."

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."