Paper Pile Survivor T-Shirts

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

"I feel your pain."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

InIn by-products.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

InOutYada Yada.

Empty/Full

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."