Paper Cut Survivor T-Shirts

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Workload management.

InOutYada Yada.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

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