Paperwork Warriors T-Shirts

Tax Auditor door sign / Out to get you ? back in one hour.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

It's our latest caseload management system, we just keep on adding files until he falls over.

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

"In principle I agree that staff have far to much pointless paperwork to fill in."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

Excessive Paperwork

I.R.S.: LIKE IT and LUMP IT nameplates on agent's desk.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

'Good news...your CRB check has come through.'

"I'd like to file my expenses...so long as I can claim for the headache tablets afterwards"

In and Out.

Federal Department of 'You Gotta Be Kidding!'

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'