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"No, those aren't my diplomas. They're my regulations."

"Aye, I be Red-Beard, Master of my ship, Lord of my crew, bloodthirsty terror of the seas... but I still can't sign for Marketing without a delegation form."

'Here, use this as a paperweight.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Do your research!

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Late/Too Late.

"How was work?"

In and Out Tray

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

The Buck Never Stops.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'