"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."
Paper Cut Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who’s survived paper cuts? Our collection combines humor and inspiration, perfect for those with a creative streak. Whether they craft or simply appreciate resilience, these products will make them smile and feel appreciated.
"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
Storm in the out tray
Can do...No can do
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.
Time for More Paperwork
'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'
In and Out Tray
Late/Too Late.
'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
Barack Obama's To Do list.
"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."
Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.
Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'
A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
Bureaucracy gone mad!
Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.
Workload management.
InOutYada Yada.
"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."
'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'
Empty/Full
Paper Cut Survivor Gifts Collection
Paper Cut Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for paper cut survivors—upbeat, witty, and crafted to inspire every morning.
Paper Cut Survivor Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that honor paper cut survivors—bringing humor and comfort to their favorite spaces.
Paper Cut Survivor Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase strength, humor, and creativity—perfect for inspiring any artistic space.
Paper Cut Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate resilience and creativity—wear your triumph with pride and a smile.