Paperwork Warrior Gifts

"I have a system."

Tax Simplification

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'It looks like they're bringing in the new regulations manual.'

Boss loads sales people with paperwork and wonders why they aren't selling

'I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.'

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

'They're draft outlines on how to run a paperless office.'

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

'Our filing system could perhaps benefit from a little critical analysis.'

'It says, the board HAS agreed to allocate those extra funds you requested.'

IRS: Short Form.

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

"It's the latest Government guidance on 'managing paperwork for small businesses'"

Do yo remember when ALL we had to worry about was the patients?

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was client care?'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Done at last. I wonder how old my kids are?"

In one ear/Out the other.

'Yes, I have your letter on my desk in front of me.'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'She's in post-vacation shock. Two weeks off and she feels like she never left.'

Tax Simplification

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureacracy."

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"Don't mind the mess. The computers went down this morning."

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

Procrastination is not tax deductible.

Outside the Department of red tape, there are three files containing short forms, long forms and chloroform.