Paper Stack Warrior Gifts

InIn by-products.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

"I feel your pain."

In and Out Tray

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

In, out, shake it all about.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."