Paperwork Whiz Gifts

'It's time for McWit to leave. He's learned all the acronyms we use.'

Desk organisers at 'Magnificent Men Flying Machines Ltd.'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."