Paperwork Pros Gifts

"This is our rapid response form filling unit, sir."

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."

IRS, 'You have to mail us your return, Mr. Fogarty -- phoning in a pledge isn't enough.'

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

"Do you file your nails..?

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

In and Out Tray

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'