Paperwork Professional Gifts

"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

In, out, shake it all about.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

InIn by-products.

Responsibility and duties

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'