Paperwork Expert Gifts

The Buck Never Stops.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

"Morning, all!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Responsibility and duties