Paperwork Guru Gifts

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

My Secretary: The Miracle Worker

Need help getting through the paperwork?

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Late/Too Late.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

In and Out Tray

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

The Buck Never Stops.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."