Paperwork Wizard Gifts

Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"

"I always wanted a career in medicine, so I took a degree in accountancy."

'Miss Hopkins, write two letters to accounting about our duplicate billing problem.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Leonard's tax return.

'About this filing system of yours...'

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'I've never seen you work so hard.' - 'I'm doing my expenses.'

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Applications

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

'I'm testing my powers of deduction.'

'We were once the new guy too.'

'get me some important papers to shuffle.'

He keeps us humble.

Incoming and outgoing.

'It's a questionnaire asking why you're interested in early retirement?'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Have you declared all your income?'

In-Out-Far Out.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Sewage Treatment Plant

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."