Paperwork Navigator Gifts

Maze of legalities.

Report suggests social workers spend 60% of their time on admin - "Do you remember when all wehad to worry about was client care?"

Trays read: In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

The Well-Oiled Machine of Governance: The Depat. of Federal Efficiency.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"It's not my job to tell you whose job it is to tell you whose job it is to tell you what you want to know."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"Well the GOOD news is that the Government is at last acknowledging our broad and comprehensive knowledge about our communities ad that we can offer MORE than simple health services. . ."

"Take a number - then a letter - now 3 numbers, another letter, finally, 4 numbers."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Dunhomin"

'Department of Overspending Bureaucrats.'

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

Judge's desk boxes: 'Decisions...landmark decisions.

'We're moving you to an office with a larger in box.'

"It's painful to watch...seeing someones dreams crushed...all their long cherished hopes and expectations dashed!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

"Someday my grant will come."

Information. Innuendo

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays