Wallpaper Wizard Gifts

'Maybe it would have been cheaper to just glue money to the wall.'

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Cavemen decorating their home.

Wallpaper over a door.

Bird Wallpaper poops on mattress.

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Texturing the Walls

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Wallpapering with Nails

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Applications

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

In-Out-Far Out.

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Bricklayer