Whiteboard Wizard Gifts

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"We only got six days of funding."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Piano Recital

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Lovely dovetail."

Texturing the Walls

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Waiting for retirement.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Targets.

But under a different accounting convention ...

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

The Move.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'And that's with massaging the numbers!'

Tech support...can I help you!

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'