Wall Wizard Gifts

Bricklayer

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

Builder adjusting a wall.

Texturing the Walls

Brick Red Paint...

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Most projects require three hands."

I got the raise

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Dog Walker

'Boat Launch'

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

Carpenter

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Reality home-improvement show.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.