Wall Wizard Gifts

Bricklayer

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

Builder adjusting a wall.

Texturing the Walls

Brick Red Paint...

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Emma Watson

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Most projects require three hands."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'Boat Launch'

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

I got the raise

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dog Walker

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple