Wall Walker Gifts

"I may have to cancel your policy, Mr. Dumpty."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Hadrian's Wall

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Texturing the Walls

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Dog Walker

We need a longer selfie stick.

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Urban spring.

Bricklayer

Brick Red Paint...

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Rooster practices for sunrise

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"It's a working lunch."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Graffiti like

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

You're talking into a stick. You just told Fido to fetch your cell phone.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.