Wall Watcher Gifts

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Technically, it's a mammal."