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'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."