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'...and to my wife who always nagged me to 'Put something aside for a rainy day'...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."