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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."