Wally Watcher Gifts

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'