Warden Watcher Gifts

"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

That party went well.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Squirrel on the beach

Privacy - Surveillance

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Help!"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".