Warden Watcher Gifts

"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

That party went well.

Privacy - Surveillance

Squirrel on the beach

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Prison Governor - Trays read: In/Not if I have my way.

"Help!"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'