Windsor Watcher Gifts

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

House vs. Senate

"It's only the wind."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'My plan is more and more US troops to Iraq until my popularity rating hits zero and makes the book of world records!'

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

"I hate it when they play hard to get."

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"

Resolution: Impeaching Donald John Trump. . .