Warranty Watcher Gifts

I was expecting this to happen...the warranty just ran out.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bird Torture.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Squirrel on the beach

"#notguilty."

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Thanks again, kid!"

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Let's take in a trial."

Tsunami Evac Route

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!