Worldwatcher Gifts

Egypt Political Changes

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Now that's an afro!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Sparkling Water

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.