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Egypt Political Changes

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Now that's an afro!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Sparkling Water

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Tallyho!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'