Wheel Watcher Gifts

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"What's a patent?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

World Production.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"AI"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Squirrel on the beach

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...