Wheel Watcher Gifts

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"What's a patent?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

World Production.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Fish or Cut Bait

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Squirrel on the beach

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."