Weight Watcher Gifts

Group of people lift elephant on seesaw

'I find my weight is fine for my height.' (Hippo on stilts).

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."

'Too much intake - not enough burnout.'

"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"

'A hundred and ninety pounds!'

'I'm trying to watch my weight so I hope that's low fat!'

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'...is really all the exercise I need to lose weight.'

'It was self-defence! That nasty thing provoked me!'

Weight conscious cow

'Have you tried the new diet? You can eat as much as you like as long as you don't swallow!'

The lying scale.

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

Bad news from the scales.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"That's inflation. You may have more pounds now, but you're worth less."

In the calorie family: 'You're home early?' 'Mrs Harrison has started dieting again!'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

Snake liposuction.

"I'd like to see something is a size 6...me!"

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Your weight second opinion.'

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

"Did I ACTUALLY lose weight or put too much fabric softener?"

"I remember the days when you could get a dozen pairs of knickers on that line."

'Hey! How about going easy on the carbs!'

"How is the detox going?"

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'