Weightwatcher Gifts

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Money god

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'