Clock Watchers Gifts

"It's noon, Debbie. Give the L. A. office a wake up call."

"You've got six days."

The jury is still out on what goes faster...a jet powered full blow - dual engine - rocket propelled dragster, or a typical house clock on the weekend..."

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"It's time to wake up!"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

business

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"You're late."