Professional Clockwatcher Gifts

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Grandfather Clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Clock Face Golf Set

"You're late."

Grandfather Clock

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Harv works the red shift.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"What time is it mentally?"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

History Department

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

'It's my biological clock.'