Class Clockwatcher Gifts

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundial Time

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Grandfather Clock

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Grandfather Clock

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Harv works the red shift.

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"What time is it mentally?"

Clock Face Golf Set

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'It's my biological clock.'

History Department

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.