Class Clockwatcher Mugs

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

Sundial Time

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Grandfather Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"You're late."

"What time is it mentally?"

Grandfather Clock

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Harv works the red shift.

Clock Face Golf Set

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Quitting time

'It's my biological clock.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

History Department