Clock Shop Employee Mugs

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

National Coffee Day

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

How About Serving Us For a Change

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Grandfather Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"You're late."

Grandfather Clock

How much would you take off for cash?

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'It's my biological clock.'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

Keeping Time

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

Clockwork Doll

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

J. Parry Clockmaker

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"...and if I press this button..."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.