Clockwatcher Gifts

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Governor just called with a reprieve!...But it's only, wait, did you not change the clock back?""

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Grandfather Clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.