Clockwatcher Pillows

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Governor just called with a reprieve!...But it's only, wait, did you not change the clock back?""

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Grandfather Clock

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Harv works the red shift.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'