Clock Watchers Pillows

"It's noon, Debbie. Give the L. A. office a wake up call."

"You've got six days."

The jury is still out on what goes faster...a jet powered full blow - dual engine - rocket propelled dragster, or a typical house clock on the weekend..."

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"It's time to wake up!"

business

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Biological Cuckoo clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"You're late."