Clockwatcher Humorist Gifts

"Finally...shift's over. What a hard day."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Time management office worker

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Steak Lovers.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Clockwork Doll

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Artist Hazards

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

CEO and COO.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

'He's been binge drinking again.'

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.