Clockwatcher Humorist Gifts

"Finally...shift's over. What a hard day."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Time management office worker

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Clockwork Doll

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Steak Lovers.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

Artist Hazards

CEO and COO.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'He's been binge drinking again.'

Time Scales

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."