Clock Watching Gifts

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Sundial Time

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Harv works the red shift.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"What time is it mentally?"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

History Department

Quitting time

Keeping Time