Clock Chaser Gifts

Aging Researchers

Time getting away

In basket-case.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Cimafunk

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The World Wide Web.

The Salesman

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Mohamed Salah

Deadlines

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Men can show their emotions!

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Euro Bait

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Window in the Sky.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Professional football.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Golfing with God.

Walken On Clouds

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Bucket List

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Success