Coffee Chaser Gifts

You're different from any girl I've met online and asked out for a coffee.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

Running Latte

Euro Bait

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

Ice cream van

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I'm back for my booster."

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.