Café Seeker Gifts

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bad for you but to die for

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Countervailing Clichés.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Coffee Menu

Do not disturb...

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Running Latte

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Lunch

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'A sandwich?'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'