Caffeine Seeker Gifts

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

"Your java, sweet princess."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"

A mom and baby reading 'How to Parent' and 'How to Baby.'

"We call this the coffee pool. Grab a cup and help yourself."

"I once looked for meaning from my work. Now all I want is a decent cup of coffee."

Morgenmuffel

Jerry is reincarnated as a day-old, very weak cup of vending-machine cappuccino.

Hipster Coffee

Skinny, poor patron to coffee house waitress: 'Bring me something rich and robust.'

'What you need is some Mister Coffee after all that Senor Tequila last night.'

"Well, you're not driving us all night. Not with your decaf."

Espresso Lanes

Man tries to drink coffee wearing face mask.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Writers without borders.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."