Drink Seeker Gifts

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'The King of what?'

Beer Order

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Whiskey wars

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

Rabbit Punch

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'