Soda Seekers Gifts

'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"We won!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Shoe addict.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Energy Drinks

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."