Suds Seekers Gifts

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Frog in the puddles.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Myths and legends...

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Segregated Beach

Secret sweetie drawer...

Making healthy eating bearable.

'No surf?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

No Loitering

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

'Blast it's raining!'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Man In the Moon'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

"There's nothing like the feeling of sand between your toes. Although, now that I'm back, I should probably shower."

'Cover your eyes.'

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

What has really happened in the desert...