Suds Seekers Gifts

Laundromat Genie. For freeing me, I will grant you three washes!

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Frog in the puddles.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Myths and legends...

Segregated Beach

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'No surf?'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Holy water, holy water...."

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

No Loitering

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'Blast it's raining!'

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Man In the Moon'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

Look! An oasis! An Arab spring!

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

"There's nothing like the feeling of sand between your toes. Although, now that I'm back, I should probably shower."

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

What has really happened in the desert...

The great Dessert Island.