Splash Seekers Gifts

Frog in the puddles.

'So I said 'Give me a break Ben, go swimming with your friends or something'.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Artist Misses the Point

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

The Specimen Hunter

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

No Loitering

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."